oh. it's you.

from the author of the beloved I could pee on, this series comes a new book of hilarious love poems from cats to their people.

cats have so many ways to say I love you." sometimes it's a gentle purr and a slow blink. sometimes it's a tiny dead animal offered in tribute. and sometimes, it's expressed in that deepest of cat love languages: poetry.

the author of the internationally bestselling series of tongue-in-cheek poetry helps cats put paw to keyboard to express the depth of their feline feelings in odes to breakfasts (on time, please!), ripped-up rugs (it's a sign of affection!), the importance of keeping watch in the bathroom, and the perfect cardboard box that the expensive and totally ignored new cat bed arrived in.